Prince William Addresses Online Kate Middleton Conspiracy Theories

Prince William is too busy to listen to the noise.

Amid Kate Middleton's ongoing seclusion from the public eye after undergoing planned abdominal surgery in January, the internet has become obsessed with speculating over her whereabouts. But amid the supposition—which has taken a turn for the comical—the Prince of Wales has eyes only for his duties. 

"His focus is on his work," his spokesperson told People March 6, "and not on social media."

It is unlikely then, that the Prince of Wales has seen the many jokes that have begun circling on social media, satirically speculating over Kate's true location (with theories i…